Another romantic poem for you to enjoy… “Valentine’s Day is a Pile of Poo.” Valentine’s Day is a pile of poo, I don’t care who’s in love with you. Consumerist rubbish, that’s all it is. Not a reason to get in a tizz. What presents to buy? All flowers and hearts! Full to the brim … Continue reading
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Oh lovely love
A romantic poem for a romantic day…. (And they say romance is dead) “To My Valentine.” Roses are thorny, Violets are pants. You can’t win me over With a few rubbish plants. A tacky stuffed bear Is really not smart. Don’t think that this nonsense Is the way to my heart. I’m … Continue reading
The Windy Albatross
As previously mentioned several times, I am a university student. Yes I will keep mentioning this because it’s my excuse for everything. I’m allowed to stay in bed all day because I’m a student. I’m allowed to leave the house in my pyjamas because I’m a student. I’m allowed to eat my leftover ‘Kebab Kid’ … Continue reading
Tricky Pancakes 