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Love

Love

‘Tis that treasured time of year When hearts and flowers do appear, Flooding displays all down the street, “Without Love, Life’s incomplete!” Without a partner, Feb is dreary (Though Pancake Day is mildly cheery), But is it better with a “bae”? Or is it still a pointless day? The Facebook posts are still too cheesy, … Continue reading

A Sonnet

A Sonnet

A Sonnet. What a wonderful time to be single, Oh how I treasure this time of the year! I’ve been told I should go out and mingle, But I’m much happier sat swiping here. While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app, Rest assured it will be entertaining. Though it’s not easy – to find … Continue reading

Valentine’s Virus

Valentine’s Virus

Roll up, roll up, it’s February. The show’s about to begin. There’s a chill in the air That can be quite a scare, So it’s just as well I’ve got thick skin. Now there’s no need for antibiotics Though it is a virus of sorts… It’s a heart infestation That’s sweeping the nation, With outbreaks … Continue reading

Transforming Tradition

Transforming Tradition

Singleton Awareness Valentine’s Day 2015 It’s time for some submission… Not Fifty Shades of pants, But a personal tradition, Just another one of my rants. Last year’s Valentine’s was painful tripe, So soppy it made me feel sick. The year before that I’d not found my type, And I asked them to stop being thick… … Continue reading

A lovely message for that lovey dovey day…

Another romantic poem for you to enjoy… “Valentine’s Day is a Pile of Poo.” Valentine’s Day is a pile of poo, I don’t care who’s in love with you. Consumerist rubbish, that’s all it is. Not a reason to get in a tizz. What presents to buy? All flowers and hearts! Full to the brim … Continue reading

Oh lovely love

Oh lovely love

A romantic poem for a romantic day…. (And they say romance is dead)   “To My Valentine.” Roses are thorny, Violets are pants. You can’t win me over With a few rubbish plants.   A tacky stuffed bear Is really not smart. Don’t think that this nonsense Is the way to my heart.   I’m … Continue reading