Singleton Awareness Valentine’s Day 2015
It’s time for some submission…
Not Fifty Shades of pants,
But a personal tradition,
Just another one of my rants.
I accepted that roses are red,
But was pretty sure violets aren’t blue,
So was careful I wasn’t mislead,
By that poetic pile of poo.
Yet alas, I’ve a complication!
This year I cannot lie,
I’ve succumbed to the temptation
And ended up with some guy.
I said I was rivalling Bridget Jones,
And I promise I’m still just the same,
But all of last year’s big sighs, moans and groans,
Are now in a different ball game…
I still think it’s fairly tragic,
Consumerist rubbish on heat,
But this year I want in on the magic,
And without it I’ll feel incomplete.
So listen up oh boyf, oh “bae”,
I know it’s hard to commit,
But if I don’t receive a nice bouquet,
Then you’ll really be in…a lot of trouble.
Happy February 14th ❤