Six weeks, we’ve been in lockdown, six weeks I’ve gone insane… Who knew that staying at home could become such a pain? Continue reading
Tagged with Poem …
The Virus
Can someone please explain to me,
Exactly what’s occurring?
Someone said the world’s gone mad
And I find myself concurring… Continue reading
Virtually Mad
You know what really riles me up?
It’s when I get ignored.
I’ve had to repeat this three times now,
And I’m starting to get bored. Continue reading
My New Love
Feb the 14th. It’s a funny date,And lately one that I’ve grown to hate,As it seems to me that its only aim,Is to remind me that I’m on my own – again. I’d love to say that I don’t careAbout flowers and chocolates and teddy bears,But if I’m honest, I’d be pretty chuffedIf I got … Continue reading
Adulting
All the time I was a kid,I wanted to be grown.I wanted to be biggerAnd to do things on my own. Now that I’m an adultI am grown enough to see,That being that bit biggerIsn’t all it’s cracked up to be. There’s no more pocket moneyAs I’ve got a job instead,But every day there’s bills … Continue reading
The Not-So-Friendly Ghost
(To be sung to the original theme tune from Casper the Friendly Ghost…) Oh look, another ghost, Has taken off in the night. Things all seemed great, He’d enjoyed our date, Then disappeared out of sight. He said he liked my eyes, And was really glad to meet me, But they must have both been … Continue reading
Turning into my Mother
“I’m turning into my mother” I say in dismay, recognising her in the tone of my voice, my mannerisms, the size of my nose. Don’t get me wrong, I do love her. From the bottom of my heart to the tips of my toes, But seriously. If I’ve bought a new bag, put on a … Continue reading
Decisions II
Don’t ask me to make a decision. It’s an arduous journey to take, As the only time I’ve got clear vision Is when asked if I fancy a cake. Even then it can be rather tricky As when asked to decide on just one My fingers are suddenly sticky And the cake thief is back … Continue reading
My Nutty Valentine
Congrats, you found your bae, well done. Would you like a heart-shaped prize? I don’t mean to sound like the sad bitter one, But just look at it all through my eyes… I might not be in the honeymoon phase But I’ve not fallen out of it either: Discovering all those annoying ways (Like why … Continue reading
Oh Christmas Tree…
Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, You are a strange tradition. All year you stand there nakedly, Not changing your position. But when December rolls around You’re finally invited Inside our homes – where you are crowned, Adorned in balls and lighted. The problem is, oh Christmas tree, This makeover causes me stress As while … Continue reading
