Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But now I’ve let go, I finally know
True love, for me isn’t you
But something that’s far more special…
One bite and… I’m so obsessed
I’d put it down but
It’s as if my hand’s possessed
Tell me, baby
How can you camembert it?
Well, let’s face facts,
You’re not really that fit.
(Only joking) Just not as fit as this cheese,
Gouda’s got me melting, down on my knees
Now, I know where my love is true
And I’m going emmental
For some stilton that’s blue
Last Christmas, I gave you my cheese
But you just took the brie and broke up with me
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll save it for someone feta…
Tricky Pancakes 
Awesome.