If ever two were one, then surely we.
But woe, your life has been bereft of me.
Miss Markle sadly somehow took my place,
Before you got to see my splendid face.
You’ve always been, by far, my favourite ginge,
(Although at times your actions make me cringe)
But now that even Sheeran is engaged,
The lack of ginger gods makes me enraged!
I live in hope that things could still go wrong –
And that today there’ll be no wedding song.
Or maybe Meg will miss the London bus,
So the Dean of Windsor will have to marry us!
🎉 Congratulations to the Happy Couple! 🎉
(Whether it be Harry & Meg or Harry & Nay…)