(To be sung to the original theme tune from Casper the Friendly Ghost…)
Oh look, another ghost,
Has taken off in the night.
Things all seemed great,
He’d enjoyed our date,
Then disappeared out of sight.
He said he liked my eyes,
And was really glad to meet me,
But they must have both been lies,
As now he’s behaving rather strangely.
I just don’t understand
When I’ve searched from pillar to post…
I must be blind
Because I can’t find
A nice guy who’s not half-ghost.