How to find the perfect match?
It’s easier said than done.
I’ve spent a long time searching
But I just can’t find the one. Continue reading →
Feb the 14th. It’s a funny date,And lately one that I’ve grown to hate,As it seems to me that its only aim,Is to remind me that I’m on my own – again. I’d love to say that I don’t careAbout flowers and chocolates and teddy bears,But if I’m honest, I’d be pretty chuffedIf I got … Continue reading →
(To be sung to the original theme tune from Casper the Friendly Ghost…) Oh look, another ghost, Has taken off in the night. Things all seemed great, He’d enjoyed our date, Then disappeared out of sight. He said he liked my eyes, And was really glad to meet me, But they must have both been … Continue reading →
A Sonnet. What a wonderful time to be single, Oh how I treasure this time of the year! I’ve been told I should go out and mingle, But I’m much happier sat swiping here. While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app, Rest assured it will be entertaining. Though it’s not easy – to find … Continue reading →
Please note: This is an ongoing battle with ethics and morals, and thus may be added to at any time. 1. Ok Tinder, let’s do this. 2. Excellent idea. 3. What should I put in my bio? 4. I’d better point out how tall I am, this is a very important factor in match-making as I … Continue reading →