Tagged with Dating Apps

My New Love

My New Love

Feb the 14th. It’s a funny date,And lately one that I’ve grown to hate,As it seems to me that its only aim,Is to remind me that I’m on my own – again. I’d love to say that I don’t careAbout flowers and chocolates and teddy bears,But if I’m honest, I’d be pretty chuffedIf I got … Continue reading

The Not-So-Friendly Ghost

The Not-So-Friendly Ghost

(To be sung to the original theme tune from Casper the Friendly Ghost…) Oh look, another ghost, Has taken off in the night. Things all seemed great, He’d enjoyed our date, Then disappeared out of sight. He said he liked my eyes, And was really glad to meet me, But they must have both been … Continue reading

A Sonnet

A Sonnet

A Sonnet. What a wonderful time to be single, Oh how I treasure this time of the year! I’ve been told I should go out and mingle, But I’m much happier sat swiping here. While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app, Rest assured it will be entertaining. Though it’s not easy – to find … Continue reading