“Livin’ the Life in Lockdown”

(If you don’t know the tune, you can find it here.)

Six weeks, we’ve been in lockdown, six weeks I’ve gone insane
Who knew that staying at home could become such a pain?

First off, the shops were crazy, no loo roll was in sight
Since when was buying Andrex enough to cause a fight?

I can’t believe I’m nervous just to do my big food shop
If anybody touches me then I’ll have a massive strop
Oh I wish that it would stop
(Come on!)

“Stay put, don’t go out” – I’m living the life in lockdown
I think I’ve lost my mind, living the life in lockdown
At least I’ve got loo roll, so I guess I can’t really frown
Counting my blessings, living the life in lockdown
(Come on!)
Living the life in lockdown
(Come on!)
I’m living the life in lockdown

(Instrumental)

Next thing, we’re all pro bakers, whipping up banana bread
But now I can’t buy any sugar,
So can’t you make something else instead?

You think you’re Mary Berry ‘cause you’ve got no work to do
But honestly your cake’s rock hard and the icing is askew
Yes, it’s clearly not for you
(Alright)

“Stay put, don’t go out” – I’m living the life in lockdown
I think I’ve lost my mind, living the life in lockdown
At least I’ve got loo roll, so I guess I can’t really frown
Counting my blessings, living the life in lockdown
(Come on!)
Living the life in lockdown
(Come on!)
I’m living the life in lockdown

(Instrumental)

I’m dangerously close to trying to cut my own hair
I don’t think YouTube’s gonna help
But at this stage I don’t care
‘Cause I look like a wild bear
(Come on!)

“Stay put, don’t go out” – I’m living the life in lockdown
I think I’ve lost my mind, living the life in lockdown
At least I’ve got loo roll, so I guess I can’t really frown
Counting my blessings, living the life in lockdown
(Come on!)
Living the life in lockdown
(Come on!)
I’m living the life in lockdown

(Mutter something about needing mental help as trumpets play & music fades out…)

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