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The Pickup Man

The Pickup Man

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees. The sun was yet again hiding, amplifying the breeze. The road was a ribbon of tarmac that led through Cannock Chase, And the pickup man came driving – Driving – driving – The pickup man came driving, down to the Midland place. He’d a … Continue reading

‘Twas the Week Before Summer

‘Twas the Week Before Summer

’Twas the week before Summer, and under the desk Hid an overworked teacher; her hair in a mess. She clutched her green pens and looked on weary-eyed: “Only eighty-three papers to go”, she sighed. Surrounded by paperwork she slowly drowned, But suddenly there was a nightmarish sound! From her skin she did jump, BANG! the … Continue reading

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the school The students were desperate to do something cool; Their work was complete and assessments were done, So now they just wanted to do something fun. The teachers were ready for two weeks away, But first they just needed to get to Friday. With a flu … Continue reading

The Windy Albatross

The Windy Albatross

As previously mentioned several times, I am a university student. Yes I will keep mentioning this because it’s my excuse for everything. I’m allowed to stay in bed all day because I’m a student. I’m allowed to leave the house in my pyjamas because I’m a student. I’m allowed to eat my leftover ‘Kebab Kid’ … Continue reading