What a wonderful time to be single,
Oh how I treasure this time of the year!
I’ve been told I should go out and mingle,
But I’m much happier sat swiping here.
While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app,
Rest assured it will be entertaining.
Though it’s not easy – to find the right chap
(Trust me Weather Girls, ‘Men’ it ain’t raining).
Repetitive strain from swiping them left
Is the ‘action’ with which I’m acquainted,
But ‘fore I get chance to feel too bereft,
There’s a profile that may be untainted!
Some day I know I’ll find the right fella,
But ’til then I’ll remain: Tinderella.
Happy Singleton Awareness Day ❤