Feb the 14th. It’s a funny date,And lately one that I’ve grown to hate,As it seems to me that its only aim,Is to remind me that I’m on my own – again. I’d love to say that I don’t careAbout flowers and chocolates and teddy bears,But if I’m honest, I’d be pretty chuffedIf I got … Continue reading
I wandered lonely as a cloud (That’s gained a little fluff this year) And slowly walked up to the crowd, Who smiled and said “Hello my dear!” With shining eyes and laughs so hearty, They were the life of the family party. Although they clearly meant no harm, Their idle chatter I did dread, For … Continue reading
A Sonnet. What a wonderful time to be single, Oh how I treasure this time of the year! I’ve been told I should go out and mingle, But I’m much happier sat swiping here. While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app, Rest assured it will be entertaining. Though it’s not easy – to find … Continue reading
Please note: This is an ongoing battle with ethics and morals, and thus may be added to at any time. 1. Ok Tinder, let’s do this. 2. Excellent idea. 3. What should I put in my bio? 4. I’d better point out how tall I am, this is a very important factor in match-making as I … Continue reading
Tricky Pancakes 