‘Tis that treasured time of year When hearts and flowers do appear, Flooding displays all down the street, “Without Love, Life’s incomplete!” Without a partner, Feb is dreary (Though Pancake Day is mildly cheery), But is it better with a “bae”? Or is it still a pointless day? The Facebook posts are still too cheesy, … Continue reading
A Sonnet. What a wonderful time to be single, Oh how I treasure this time of the year! I’ve been told I should go out and mingle, But I’m much happier sat swiping here. While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app, Rest assured it will be entertaining. Though it’s not easy – to find … Continue reading
Please note: This is an ongoing battle with ethics and morals, and thus may be added to at any time. 1. Ok Tinder, let’s do this. 2. Excellent idea. 3. What should I put in my bio? 4. I’d better point out how tall I am, this is a very important factor in match-making as I … Continue reading
Roll up, roll up, it’s February. The show’s about to begin. There’s a chill in the air That can be quite a scare, So it’s just as well I’ve got thick skin. Now there’s no need for antibiotics Though it is a virus of sorts… It’s a heart infestation That’s sweeping the nation, With outbreaks … Continue reading
Another romantic poem for you to enjoy… “Valentine’s Day is a Pile of Poo.” Valentine’s Day is a pile of poo, I don’t care who’s in love with you. Consumerist rubbish, that’s all it is. Not a reason to get in a tizz. What presents to buy? All flowers and hearts! Full to the brim … Continue reading
A romantic poem for a romantic day…. (And they say romance is dead) “To My Valentine.” Roses are thorny, Violets are pants. You can’t win me over With a few rubbish plants. A tacky stuffed bear Is really not smart. Don’t think that this nonsense Is the way to my heart. I’m … Continue reading
Tricky Pancakes 