On the rare occasion I travel by bus, The experience fills me with fear. It’s not that I’m scared of the vehicle itself – I’d just like to get that fact clear. No, it’s not getting stuck in the traffic, Though that can make it much worse, As the longer the journey I have to … Continue reading
‘Tis that treasured time of year When hearts and flowers do appear, Flooding displays all down the street, “Without Love, Life’s incomplete!” Without a partner, Feb is dreary (Though Pancake Day is mildly cheery), But is it better with a “bae”? Or is it still a pointless day? The Facebook posts are still too cheesy, … Continue reading
’Twas the week before Summer, and under the desk Hid an overworked teacher; her hair in a mess. She clutched her green pens and looked on weary-eyed: “Only eighty-three papers to go”, she sighed. Surrounded by paperwork she slowly drowned, But suddenly there was a nightmarish sound! From her skin she did jump, BANG! the … Continue reading
A Sonnet. What a wonderful time to be single, Oh how I treasure this time of the year! I’ve been told I should go out and mingle, But I’m much happier sat swiping here. While you’re reading cards, I’ll open my app, Rest assured it will be entertaining. Though it’s not easy – to find … Continue reading
‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the school The students were desperate to do something cool; Their work was complete and assessments were done, So now they just wanted to do something fun. The teachers were ready for two weeks away, But first they just needed to get to Friday. With a flu … Continue reading
Roll up, roll up, it’s February. The show’s about to begin. There’s a chill in the air That can be quite a scare, So it’s just as well I’ve got thick skin. Now there’s no need for antibiotics Though it is a virus of sorts… It’s a heart infestation That’s sweeping the nation, With outbreaks … Continue reading
Singleton Awareness Valentine’s Day 2015 It’s time for some submission… Not Fifty Shades of pants, But a personal tradition, Just another one of my rants. Last year’s Valentine’s was painful tripe, So soppy it made me feel sick. The year before that I’d not found my type, And I asked them to stop being thick… … Continue reading
Another romantic poem for you to enjoy… “Valentine’s Day is a Pile of Poo.” Valentine’s Day is a pile of poo, I don’t care who’s in love with you. Consumerist rubbish, that’s all it is. Not a reason to get in a tizz. What presents to buy? All flowers and hearts! Full to the brim … Continue reading
A romantic poem for a romantic day…. (And they say romance is dead) “To My Valentine.” Roses are thorny, Violets are pants. You can’t win me over With a few rubbish plants. A tacky stuffed bear Is really not smart. Don’t think that this nonsense Is the way to my heart. I’m … Continue reading
As previously mentioned several times, I am a university student. Yes I will keep mentioning this because it’s my excuse for everything. I’m allowed to stay in bed all day because I’m a student. I’m allowed to leave the house in my pyjamas because I’m a student. I’m allowed to eat my leftover ‘Kebab Kid’ … Continue reading
Tricky Pancakes 